Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It
Hal Cruttenden is back on tour for 2025/2026 with a brand-new show—aimed squarely at ‘The Man’… as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t fight back.

Armed with his trademark “take no prisoners” comedy (his words, not ours), Hal hilariously tackles the chaos of middle-aged dating, the madness of modern politics, social media meltdowns, and the deep injustice of being loved—but not respected—by his own daughters. After the show, he’s convinced you’ll feel the same.

Following a hit tour that was extended four times, Hal returns to the stage as one of the few comics to have performed Live At The Apollo three times and The Royal Variety Performance twice. He’s also appeared on Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice: You’re Fired, Bake Off: Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You?

Get ready for brutally funny, painfully honest stand-up from one of the UK’s best.

Venue: Sherman Theatre